Ejection Seat Theory — a scientific personal risk assessment with cockpit view
EJECTION SEAT THEORY™
INITIALIZING FLIGHT SYSTEMS...
EST™ // BUILD 11.2
Ejection SeatTheory
A cockpit-instrumented self-assessment for burnout & psychological risk. Fill in your telemetry below — the aircraft flies the way you're actually doing.
▸ Pilot Profile — Mission Identification
Full Name
Date of Birth
Gender
Occupation
Industry / Sector
City / Location
Relationship Status
Primary Stressor
Assessment Date
💰 Financial Telemetry — enter your own numbers
Monthly salary (take-home, ₹)
Total monthly EMI (₹)
Monthly essential expenses (₹)
Emergency fund / savings (₹)
Monthly income breakdown—
EMIExpensesLeft over
🫀 Vitals Telemetry — enter your own numbers
Resting heart rate (bpm)
Average daily steps
Average sleep, past 7 days (hrs)
— BPM
This file can't authenticate with Apple Health, Google Fit, or a wearable's API — that needs a real server and OAuth, which a self-contained HTML file doesn't have. Enter the numbers yourself, or paste them in from your health app's weekly summary; the calculation is identical to what a live sync would feed in.
📏 Body Metrics — reference only, not scored
Height (cm)
Weight (kg)
Waist circumference (cm) — optional
Blood pressure (mmHg) — optional
Blood oxygen SpO₂ (%) — optional
Enter height/weight, blood pressure, or SpO₂ above to see reference gauges here.
These readings are shown for your own reference and are not included in the Ejection Seat danger score above. BMI, a single blood-pressure reading, and waist ratio are rough population-level screening figures — they don't account for muscle mass, frame, ethnicity, medication, or context, and are not a diagnosis. Talk to a clinician about what your numbers mean for you.
📡 Auto-Capture — Upload Bank Statement / Health Report
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Bank Statement
CSV, TXT, or PDF export — salary, EMI, expenses, balance
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Health Report
CSV, TXT, or PDF export — resting HR, steps, sleep
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Everything is parsed locally in your browser — files are never uploaded anywhere. This is pattern-matching on text, not bank-grade OCR: statement and export formats vary a lot, so always check the detected numbers below before applying them to your telemetry.
CAUTION
ALT 28000 FT SPD 1450 KTS MACH 2.4
HDG 090° G-LOC 1.0 VSI +100
TRACKING
STR
INT
DOMAIN SCAN
STABLE FLIGHT
0
STANDBY
⚠ EJECT EJECT EJECT ⚠
RECON
SR-71 BlackbirdMACH 2.4 · 80,000 FT
ASCENT
Falcon AscentT+00:00 · LIFTOFF
RISK = P + M + T + R + Fn + Fi + V − (S × 1.5) | MAX = 140 | EJECT ≥ 113
P PhysicalM MentalT ToxicityFn FunctionalFi FinancialV VitalsS Support (deducts)
This tool is for self-awareness and informational purposes only. It does not constitute medical, psychological, financial, or legal advice, and it is not a diagnostic instrument — it does not know your full history the way a professional who examines you would. If you are in crisis, please contact a qualified mental health professional or emergency services immediately.